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You take a closer look and realise that there are tiny people moving about on the deck and in the rigging. One has been tied to the main mast and is screaming while being flogged with the ‘cat’ – and judging by the barely audible meows, the cat’s not liking it much either. The ship is called ‘The Soused Porpoise‘; the figurehead is an oak sculpture of a dolphin vomiting into a partly-eaten pitta bread. You resist the urge to mutter “Ahoy there, me hearties” because that would be silly.