Something tells you that you are in a cloakroom perhaps
its the sign on the door? Or perhaps it's the fact that
this cramped little space is filled with coats.
A cursory glance along the hanger rail reveals the following:
a mackintosh, a pac-a-mack, a crackerjack and snack attack,
an anorak and duffle coat,
a donkey jacket, a leather jacket, a suede jacket, a potato
jacket, a sou wester, a noreaster, a rain-coat,
a coat with a clue on it, a coat dazure, a coat of paint
and a coat of many colours; also theres a body-warmer,
a leg-warmer, an egg-warmer, a tea-cosy, a waist-coat, a trench
coat, a trench foot, an
elephant's foot (with umbrellas in), a smoking jacket
and a jacket thats completely on fire.