You are stood in an open-sided, wooden-framed porch. Above you
is a roof tiled with a combination of terracotta slabs, thatch,
and tarpaulin - giving it a Mediterranean/rural England camping
in the open feel. Set into the stone steps is a boot
scraper; next to this is an
enormous pot plant and a discarded, muddy Wellington boot. The
doorbell has been pulled from its recess and dangles, uselessly,
down the wall.